{"id":5948,"date":"2026-02-15T01:24:17","date_gmt":"2026-02-15T01:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chelibertario.com.ar\/?p=5948"},"modified":"2026-02-15T01:24:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T01:24:37","slug":"no-es-como-te-la-contaron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chelibertario.com.ar\/index.php\/2026\/02\/15\/no-es-como-te-la-contaron\/","title":{"rendered":"No es como te la contaron"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Estar en la cabeza de esas<em> boludas<\/em> que se tomaron en serio el <em>heteropesimismo<\/em> de algunas estrellas pop, personajes medi\u00e1ticos de diosas todopoderosas que prescinden de los hombres\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Para ver despu\u00e9s a nuestras <em>\u00eddolas<\/em> casadas o a punto de dar el s\u00ed en el Registro Civil, luego ir al altar de blanco, acto seguido formar una familia, papa encima de mama haciendo hijos y pasear a los nietos en tardes soleadas. Todo paso muy r\u00e1pido, solo unas cuantas amargas se quedaron en la vida fosilizadas por las letras de unas canciones, tendencias algor\u00edtmicas, modas, negocios de otros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ni hablemos de lo triste que significa mutilar tu cuerpo, motivada por identidades ficticias que te inculcaron algunas con las vaginas intactas y las tetas bien puestas. Ellas pueden aplicar la ecuaci\u00f3n al rev\u00e9s que los resultados ser\u00e1n los mismos, pero vos que <em>la chocaste<\/em> con la cuchilla del carnicero, no; como la tatuada que <em>recalcula<\/em> tarde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estar en la cabeza de esas boludas que se tomaron en serio el heteropesimismo de algunas estrellas pop, personajes medi\u00e1ticos de diosas todopoderosas que prescinden de los hombres\u2026 Para ver despu\u00e9s a nuestras \u00eddolas casadas o a punto de dar el s\u00ed en el Registro Civil, luego ir al altar de blanco, acto seguido formar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - 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